More evidence that subscribing to newspapers is best left to people who already have jobs and tenure:
Jeff Proctor alerted me to it first, but I left the first comment on Kids Prefer Cheese.
My marriage certificate is merely a discount coupon I use on taxes, etc.
My marriage sacrament is an expression of the claim my wife has on my life and I on hers.
Take away the discount, and the number of marriages goes down significantly over time, saving lots of money on lawyer’s fees, etc.